heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do


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  • before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
  • during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
  • after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING
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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton (via tat-art)

(Source: makelovetothemoon)

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People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trust worthy.
(via psych-facts)
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officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.


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fahbulus:

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

foot buttons


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austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad


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asexual-not-a-sexual:

Shout out to all the people who can’t dress in clothes they want because stores don’t cater to their size or gender, making shopping a miserable and emotionally draining experience.


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human:

before I made a tumblr I would come home from school with like 65% charge left. now I scramble to find outlets in every class to charge my phone


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mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 


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iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life


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markkruffalo:

when cute boys initiate conversation with you

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


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