team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ANYMORE ANONS ABOUT ME READING A SPANISH DICTIONARY AND THE SIMS IN MY PHOTOSET
YES THANK YOU I DID THAT AS A JOKE THENK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME ON MY OWN PICTURES
If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine